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Assalammualaikum,

hahahahaha...
korang sure agak geli hati kan dgr tajok pon..
Geli u...kahkahkahhhh...
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FROM: MERTUA
DATE : 13/08/2011
TIME  : 02.13 P.M

(SMS 1)
Assalmkum. Apakhabar  sihat?

(AKU)
Waalaikummussalam.. sihat. untie sihat?(ewah!! over u. aku sent mcm ni)

(SMS 2)
Malam ni bebuka mana? Jom bebuka dgn mama.. R**** at KL. Im alone
X seronok bebuka sorang la siti.

(AKU)
Sorry untie. 2day I had family gathering with my grandmother. (serba salah aku d buatnya)

(SMS 3)
Its ok mama faham. nampaknya mama bebuka sorg la.

(AKU)
Sorry untie. myb next time kot kita leh bebuka sama?

(SMS 4)
Ok. Masak apa t?

(AKU)
masak TOMYAM, IKAN 3 RASA n DAGING masak lada.

(SMS 5)
Mama x tahu siti pandai masak? sedap nya menu yg siti nak masak.
Mama suka mkn tomyam n R**** suka Ikan 3 rasa. Nanti siti bleh
masakkan tok mama kan.

(AKU)
stakat sedap kat tekak ct jer untie. x tau la org lain rasa.hehehe
Insyaallah. ct masakkan tok untie.

(SMS 6)
mcm tu ok la. mama nak keluar nak shopping skit t sms lagi k. bye

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KESIMPULAN:
His mum da anggap aku mcm her daughter!!! His Mum very up2date. klo DIA out going with his mum like broter n sister u know!!! His mum mmg pandai jaga body n face patot pon kawin dgn mat salleh!!!huuu
So korang leh bayangkan DIA face mix mcm mana???

P/s: Xbiasa u call mama mak org lain.. tergeliat lidah aku..huuuu